F= Forever With His FamilyA= Always There For You No Matter WhatT= The Only One Who’s ThereH= He’s My Hero Till The EndE= Encouraging In Everything I DoR= Really The Only One…No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!
M - For the MILLION things she gave me,O - For she’s growing OLD,T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,H - For her HEART of purest gold,E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.I ♥ MOTHER :)
A 5 year old Boy to the girl sitting next to her… Boy: What is love?Girl: Love is… when you steal chocolate’s everyday from my bag and still I keep them in the same place…♥
A Boy Makes His Girl Jealous Of Other Beautiful Girls .. But A Real Man Makes Other Beautiful Girls Jealous Of His Girl .. ♥ ♥
Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children..Aamir: Oh my GOD.. Are you Hina?Lady: NoAamir: Sadaf?Lady: NoAamir: Sarah?Lady: *In total confusion* No Sir!Amir: Then? :O.......Lady: I am the class teacher of your son
When someone asking u about your studies. Say everything is ok because: S.T.U.D.Y = S.leeping, T.alking, U.nlimited texting, D.reaming, Y.awning :)
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Girl: if i ask u to jump down, will u do it? Boy: yes i will……. Girl: Why? … Boy : because i know you’ll catch my hand n pull me up.Girl: if i don’t then? Boy: Then I’ll die with the belief that you tried Ur best but couldn’t save me.. ♥ Love is not about doing something but about believing someone ♥
A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.The genie says to the woman, “Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?”The woman says, “I’d like a million dollars in my bank account, please!”The genie says, “You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?”The woman says, “I’ve always wanted a nice car. I’d like a brand new Rolls-Royce, please!”The genie says, “You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces. What is your third wish?”The woman thought for a while and then said, “I’d like you to remove one of my kidneys, please!”
In the courtroom.Judge: “I don’t understand how a man of your size could beat a tiny woman like your wife.”Accused: “She forced me into it, Your Honour.”Judge: “Impossible! How?”Accused: “She kept on saying ‘Go on, beat me. Then see if I don’t find a judge stupid enough to send you to prison.’”Judge: “Case dismissed.”_______________________________case dismissed = the accused is innocent and the law case is finished
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